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Today
Any abrupt shifts in the plan are actually for the best (with the usual “even if you can’t see how that could be possible” caveat), and will result in a better end product than the one currently under discussion (with a second “even if you can’t see how that could be possible” caveat) - tangible evidence of which should be forthcoming within a few weeks, if not sooner.
Your Birthday
No two ways about it, you’ll have to be true to your creative, romantic, and professional school this year. And since doing so may entail some abrupt relinquishing or sidelining of ongoing projects so that you can spread your wings, heads up: Extra credit will not be giving for sacrificing your growth because you overbooked yourself, "pinkie-promised," or otherwise scheduled yourself to a faretheewell.
ARIES
Friday, October 16, 2026
Your diligence is laudable. Still, should an arrangement not be burbling along at the pace you had hoped, do anything other than double down on it, “anything other” being defined as taking your car to get an oil change, planning your Thanksgiving menu, or the like - yes, as opposed to "try to get it moving again, but from a different angle."
TAURUS
Friday, October 16, 2026
Deliberate carefully before hauling someone to the woodshed because you're pretty certain they have intentionally undercut your authority, injured your feelings, broken an agreement, or similar. Because while you may have a valid point, Uranus, planet of open rebellion is vexing your genteel overseer Venus, suggesting you may be in for some, er, pushback.
GEMINI
Friday, October 16, 2026
Your schedule or notion of the order of business could bear little to no resemblance to that of another party. Furthermore, since you have surely gleaned by now that - figuratively speaking - screaming at grass to grow faster yields precisely no results, try to cool your jets, because all will be revealed in the (very) foreseeable future.
CANCER
Friday, October 16, 2026
Venus, planet of creativity, is bugging Uranus, planet of invention. Housekeeping note: Other than making a concerted effort to be dispassionate in the face of propositions, ideas, suggestions, or responses that you believe are about as clever as using chocolate sauce as sunblock, there isn’t a much to be done about it.
LEO
Friday, October 16, 2026
If somebody remarks that you seem to be working from a different playbook than the one that was agreed upon, just thank them for their keen powers of observation and keep moving. With generative Venus in opposition to liberating Uranus, change is in the cards again - although as before, until you hammer out the details, everybody will just have to sit tight until things emerge.
VIRGO
Friday, October 16, 2026
Watch your tongue - or let the cat have it, whichever you prefer. Why? Despite your best intentions, if you aren't minding your Ps and Qs, you could really end up getting in your own way. And, because Venus, planet of civility is irking Uranus, planet of rule-breaking, it might even be tempting to try to shirk responsibility for your error in judgement.
LIBRA
Friday, October 16, 2026
These planets are airing a repeat of your creative ruler Venus's opposition to disruptive Uranus. So, again, you aren't obliged to give a green light to an approach that it fundamentally problematic (i.e. “We don't have rakes to clear the lawn of leaves, let’s use salad forks”) even if the people involved think it’s ingenius (“Cool, and let's post a video of us doing it to our business account!").
SCORPIO
Friday, October 16, 2026
Encourage your friends and/or minions to remain within the bounds of their expertise, or stay in their own wheelhouse. Truly, if you i.e. ask your flaky teenager to drive you to your international flight that departs at 5AM, you are unlikely to be as delighted with the result than if you i.e. make the same request of your stalwart - some might say stolid - old family friend.
SAGITTARIUS
Friday, October 16, 2026
Pardon. Should you wish to avoid a vigorous round of the Blame Game (which, for the record, would be highly likely to leave you with the proverbial egg on your face) - refrain from getting miffed in response to what you might be interpreting as another’s lack of appreciation or assistance. Because pleasant Venus is again vexing defiant Uranus, odds are good that you're barking up the wrong tree.
CAPRICORN
Friday, October 16, 2026
Venus, planet of creativity is back for another swipe at Uranus, planet of "the truth will out." Why do you care? Because so as you sow, so shall ye reap - and if ye happen to have been sowing any seeds of discord, little white lies, inaccurate figures, pseudo-facts, or the like, there could be some hasty backpedaling on the docket.
AQUARIUS
Friday, October 16, 2026
Venus, planet of getting along, is doing a repeat performance of the "bugging your visionary supervisor Uranus" show, so again, if you encounter some individuals who are apparently having a bad hair day, don't take it personally. And, as before, if you focus on one project or task at a time today, you'll be in a better mood - and get more done - than if you attempt to multitask.
PISCES
Friday, October 16, 2026
Sensual Venus is once more at odds with Uranus, planet of throwing off the shackles of oppression. And, as before, the more attention you lavish on your own joy and pleasure, your sense of gratitude, and whatever inspires your creativity and sparks your intellect, the more external support you'll receive for your program.
